I've wanted to write this for a long time. And as a birthday gift to myself, I've written it. Eventually I'll get to the stuff that follows this.

If you've read my recent journal [link] it might make more sense. I don't know. To me, it seems like it does, but then again, I know all the secrets, so everything makes sense to me. Mwuahaha. If it doesn't make any more sense...just ask and I'll explain it. I promise.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I really have to pee.