LilyAlisandra

I was skimming the KinkMeme looking for some good Kink or comedy before bedtime and I ran across a story about Thane, FemShep, and Garbear. This one to be exact: masseffectkink.livejournal.com… And I cried. I haven't cried because of a story in a long, long time. It was just so...perfect.

I never let any of my Shepards let Garrus kill Lantar. I thought it was because I just like Lantar and turian murder makes my inside hurt. But I....*BAWLS*...Thaaaannnneeee you poor baby!

Anyway it never really hit me that...I stand in Garrus' scope like Irikah did with Thane. *BAWLS AGAIN* I'm going to probably hit the hay and tomorrow after school I'll take care of When It Raynes and then write some sort of inspired story because of that.

If you'll excuse me I must pick up my heart, mop my tears, and gather my feels.

I have a new ship-like thing.

Now some of you know of my least favourite pairings. Number one being Tali and Garrus. Hate that pairing! But I like when Femshep and Garrus are together and they get jiggy with Tali. Because C'mon Tali's got the hots for Commander FemShep, her bestest friend in the galaxy, and Garrus her bestest dextro friend in the galaxy. So I'm down with that.

Second hated pairing? Shoker. FemSheppy or Sheploo. Shoker is a no go. He belongs to EDI. Now, I did enjoy a story where EDI and Tali get jiggy. But that's because I ship Tali and AI's for some weird ass reason. Mostly Legion. That's just too a-fucking-dorable. They're like the cutest characters in the game and they'd have cute babies. cx

Thirdly? FemShep Shenko. I like Sheploo Shenko. Partly because I find gay couples to be super cute. They seem much happier than some heterosexual couples I know. Partly because I just think that's an adorable pairing. BUT FemShep Shenko is an absolute HATE. Blah! Ew! Gross! Nasty! Bleh!

But...I visited the Kinkmeme...and I...may or may not have run across this; masseffectkink.livejournal.com…. And I have an amendment to my distaste for any FemShep Shenko pairings. As long as it's polyamorous (Not Polygamy. Polyamory. Google it.) with Garrus Vakarian...I can get behind it. (See what I did there? *NudgeNudge* See?)

Anyway. I was pretty mad that I had an amendment to my FemShep Shenko pairing...but I like polyamory anyway. It's cute. And takes an unbelievable amount of work and commitment. I admire all polyamorous people.

Note: I recieved Seven back, and I haven't fixed it yet, because I've had a mess of super huge tests to take and yeah. So when I'm done drowning in my blood and tears, I will fix it and post both six and seven.

Female Shepard Pairings;

Melody/Ashley Williams
Lola/James Vega
Sonora/Javik
Melanie/Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
Elaine/Urdnot Wrex
Sylvia/Jack
Katerina/Miranda Lawson
Jaylee/Kasumi Goto
Maria/Zaeed Massani
Kira/Steve Cortez

Male Shepard Pairings;

Hiro/Kasumi Goto
Everett/Samantha Traynor

PLUS! One surprise pairing.

If there is a pairing you would like to see that I have not listed, you may suggest it in the comments below, but otherwise these are the pairings I shall do for Forbidden Fruit.

There are two characters you may not suggest pairings for, and one you may not suggest to be with Shepard.

Joker and EDI (Because they belong together, and there's nothing Forbidden about one of the best relationships Bioware ever made.)
And Grunt may not be with male or female Shepard because...ew...tank baby and mommy/daddy...no thank you.

So, Jackie's got Chapter six. Woot! When that comes back I'll send seven and when I get that back I'll post them together because although seven is a chapter alone, they're kind of companion chapters where one is sort of needed to understand the other. You'll thank me later.

Also, I'm working on Chapter eight right now. And i have a surprise. *CrazyGrin*

So, like there's this turian, like lady, and she is sort of like, the um like, Vega replacement, kind of. In a sense. And she's like super into...ya know...humans...like Liara and Protheans. 'Cept in this story it's Liara and Humans, but cha gehts the point! And ERMAGERD! You know what would be super cutsie tootsie? Like if maybe said turian femlady was like..."OH Shepurrd~ You so fine. Like ice wine. Let's get jiggy!"

Did I just type that? Oh, yes I did. I REGRET NOTHING!
Anyhow her name is Munah, she's a turian femlady who wanna seia Sheppy's labia! (This is how you know I've have good day. I shamelessly make unfunny and perverted jokes.) She'll be super pretty, and I will loves her. She's also got a surprise fur all yalls. So, ya know, look out for that. It's be tota hilar!

(You can understand me, right? I don't sound totally moronic here, right? Just mildly doped up or riding a ninth wind.)

Also, Dis bandersnatch has a Tumblr now. So follows meh --> lily-alisandra.tumblr.com/

Recently, I has been getting back into my...third? Second? Marcie, Garbear...Yeah Third love. Sims 3. Woot! I recently discovered how to install custom content. Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Diz Bandersnatch be happy!

So, if anybody plays that, we can become friends and we can gift each other shiznit.

Um, what else? Oh, yes. I read a smutty Wrex/FemShep story. Now, let me first say, I ship it like teen boys ship porn. But I mostly ship them gettin' jiggy. Because I'm such a hard-core Shakarian shipper. I really wanna read some Garbear/FemSheppy/Wrexyboo smut. Is that weird? Nawh!  So if anyone knows of some, I would enjoy some links.

See, this terrible English is what Jackie hasta deal with. She makes my writing look fab-frucking-tastic. Yeah. Dontcha wish you had a beta like that? Dontcha! Dontcha Baybay!(See what I did there? *NudgeNudge* Did ya?)

I'll try to do some cutsie one-shot to make up for the long wait with When It Raynes. Maybe some FemShep/Ashley? I don't know why, but I ship them so bad. Like Shega. Maybe it's the forbidden fruit thing. Stupid ManShep gets all the bandersnatches. Gets to put his weewee in everyone's giggy. (Drawn Together Reference)

Maybe I'll do a Forbidden Fruit one-shot situation. What do you think? I'll put it inna poll, I think.

In case you're wondering, there isn't a Censored Version. I just felt I should alert my watchers to my *ClevelandVoice* Terrribble jokes.

So, my beta, Jackie's birthday coming up. And I wanna write something for her. So like a birthday request, I guess. (I just had a weird thought, that maybe me and Jackie could do a writing art trade at some point, too. But that's not what this journal's about!) Anyhow, I wanna write her something as both a thank you for not making me look like a grammatical idiot with When It Raynes and a birthday gift.

So, Jackie, you and I may discuss the details of the request via email, note, or comment. Whatever you like, as long as it's part of my skill set. I probably can't do a Pokemon or Homestuck story, but you catch my drift. You know what I'm good at.

I will try my very hardest to write and post prior or on your birthday. I know I've been lazy lately with When It Raynes, but this will be different!

Side Note; I will take writing requests of any sort from other people. For your birthday or your cousin's or you wanna see your idea realized. Or you just had some idea for a story you think I should do at some point or another. Whatever. I feel like I should put that out there. Art trades, requests, and whatnot are fully accepted.

Super tired. Gunna hit the hay. I love you all.

P.S. I realize this journal has errors of all kinds, but unfortunately Jackie doesn't beta my journals. And I'm also supter sleepy. So this is sort of a gilmpse of what Jackie has to deal with as my beta. I'm not perfect, ya know.